The Alpha Male?
What about that title is hilarious to me? First, I have to place it in the context of what is needed of an ‘Alpha’ male to ‘take on’ in a society of males, females, transgenders, lesbians, gay and bisexuals and so forth. Oh, I know, let’s keep it simple shall we. Occupations. That’s a good place to start. Let’s explore the jobs where an Alpha male would make America a better place.
Mental Health, a flashing red light need of Alpha male assistance. The requirements are that an Alpha male needs to possess strong verbal communication skills with an emphasis on de-escalation, solving complex behavioral, mental and psychological issues that may arise instantly and often. Sounds like a challenge for an Alpha male to me? How about it Alpha males? Will you take on the job of a mental health technician?
Nursing. That’s a good field that needs more muscle. I mean Alpha males. There is only so much that prayer can do right? You so-called church going Republican Alpha males. Get into the field of medicine where the care for patients is greatest. I mean a doctor only sets the table, metaphorically so, right? Why not put the food on and remove the plate for cleaning. Tidy up the kitchen to include the flooring and the garbage. Metaphorically of course. Too much like work? Okay, let’s try something lighter Alpha males.
How about being a husband and father. Would that relieve the pressure and responsibilities Alpha males? I mean it’s only a wife, children, providing for a household while maintaining stability for growth, education and wellbeing for the family now, and preparations for the future of everyone as well. I left out something very important Alpha males. Being a husband, father, provider and master of your household comes with the stipulation that there are no days off. Meaning, it’s a no fail job. Oops. Did I sour it by focusing on the parts not pertaining to sex? Hey, I tried.
Listen, Alpha males. If you want the power without the work, without the hardships, without the little faces of children looking up and counting on you, go star in a Hollywood movie that glorifies your looks and fake muscles. The strength needed in all those occupations and life decisions is not just contained in your physical features Alpha males.
The strength lies where true respect lies Alpha males. Strength and honor lies where a society needs you. Not in you having sex with underage females and hiding the records of it. It doesn’t lie with you intimidating and beating your wives all the while never daring to punch a muscle bound man the same way.
So stop with the fake Alpha male talk Republican males. Impress me by making our society better by taking on the difficult things that need ‘Alpha’ males right at this moment.
Hoorah!